fuckboy o’clock


the hour at which a f-ckboy hits you up because he’s drunk or lonely and looking for anyone to fill their void to cuddle or have s-x. this will happen late at night, usually when you are ready for bed after not talking to this boy all day. whos to say you are even their first choice?
it must be f-ckboy o’clock because brandon just hit me up asking if i’d come over.

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