fuckcakes

a hypothetical object that would be the combination of a f-ck and a cake. generally referred to in comparison of somethings merit or as something incredibly desirable.
“the psp just came out and it’s selling like f-ckcakes!”
f-ck cake was an insult which luke brooks said to beau brooks on the 3rd of november 2013
luke tried to insult me which resulted to him calling me a “f-ck cake”
1. an excuse to use the word f-ck multiple times in a sentence.
2. a generic insult roughly equivalent to f-ckhead, f-ckface, etc.
1. what the motherf-cking f-ckcake eating f-ck?
2. go f-ck yourself, you motherf-cking f-ckcake.
what you call somebody who has made you mad.
that f-ck cake cut me off twice today!
1. a pastry which people f-ck: related to the fetish of pastriality. “not like b-st–lity…more like…pastriality.” – krista
2. a complete douche bag
“i like f-ckcake, that’s right, i f-ck cakes. got a problem with that?”
interesting word for s-x
do you want to get under the sheets and have some f-ckcake?
name of underground washington, dc band whose hit single “lick my frosting” leaves everybody writhing. with a smoking front-man, an explosive ax-man (who has been called john mayer-esque, both due to his ferocious play on the guitar and because of how out of place he seems being in a band called “f-ck cake”), and with a functionally-r-t-rded old man on the skins, this band of 20- and 30-something underachievers have rocked the m-sses from new york to hawaii, but never so hard as when they rock the hyper-educated, upper-middle-cl-ss, drones in hometown dc.
did you hear about that new band f-ck cake? i wish the lead singer of f-ck cake would give me a slunky, after the after-party.

did you hear the new song from f-ck cake called “it means d-ck!”