fuckchimp
a truly moronic human being (i.e. one having the intelligence of someone that would conduct s-xual relations with a chimpanzee)
“i say! the chap at the haberdashery short-changed me by 20 pounds!”
“crikey, what a f-ckchimp!”
1. a highly skilled person who is employed to do menial, but ostensibly important, tasks in a bureaucratic organization such as a tech support call center.
2. someone who works at a task vigorously and with great enthusiasm but accomplishes nothing.
that monkey keeps trying to f-ck that coconut but i don’t think he realizes there’s no hole. poor f-ck chimp…
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