Fucked me into next week
when a girl gets f-cked by someone and it turns out ‘surprise’ the guy really knows how to f-ck!, like for real! shouldn’t they be licensed or registered or something? like being pounded in doggie for 4, 6 hours nonstop and during that time you have some dim memories of doing things you thought you didn’t do, or that often.
now that’s a real f-cking! it’s not doing some dude who lies on his back on the bed the whole time, and you’re doing all the work.
i’m talking face down -ss up you’re holding onto the sheets for some traction! and what happens if you make the often fatal decision to show him who is f-cking who? he starts pounding ya harder.
afterwards, you think, hmm you know that’s not so bad, i don’t have to tell anyone exactly everything, just that i got f-cked into next week.
“g-d, tom last night f-cked me into next week?”
“oh jesus christ, what time is it? is it sat-rday? sunday? where am i supposed to be? d-mnit i met this guy and we hit if off and i’ll be d-mned he f-cked me into next week!”
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