Fucked Squirrel
a squirrel that is standing of the middle of road debating whether to run to the left or the right and at the last second runs onto the gr-ss and then back onto the road where he is instantly splatted and blood and feces goes everywhere.
oh my god, look at that squirrel standing in the middle of the road. if he doesn’t hurry and move then he is going to be one f-cked squirrel.
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