fuckening
f-ckening is the ritualized taking of someone’s virginity to become a more powerful being. it is best done under the light of a full moon with spectators in dark robes.
brad: hey your looking fierce bro, whats up?
ned: julie and i took part in a f-ckening last night i feel great!
brad: high-five!
when an evil wizard has s-x with a virgin on the night the two moons come together in order to have a dragon baby and rule the world.
guy 1: “are you going to the f-ckening?”
guy 2: “yeah, just as soon as i get the horn of a unicorn so i can slay the wizard”
first used on the hit film ‘your highness’ as a term to describe a f-ck that would happen when two moons became one. an event that would sp-wn a dragon baby.
ugly old witch:(raises toast) to the f-ckening!
warlock:(also raises toast) yes, to the f-ckening!!
the commencing of getting royally f-cked
let the f-ckening begin
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