when you c*m on a pizza bread so your c*m chunks look like mozzarella, your wife spreads her period blood all over the pizza and you put little pepperoni over the c*m chunks. then your wife queefs on the pizza and you shove it up her p*ssy as you repeatedly stick your hard d*ck in an out of her tight p*ssy. get your daughter involved too
dude i had some f*ckeroni pizza last night
dude: that’s f*ck*ng nasty c*m sh*t
land girl whale you’re a fufflebun
1. a person who can smoke large amounts of marijuana and will still hit the blunt no matter what. that guy is a real gaslete he smoked 5 blunts by himself and he still wants to smoke more.
a commitment between two persons of lgbt group, similar to that of two heteros*xuals’ commitment between (i.e. a man and a woman) getting married. we don’t get to see rachel these days because i think her gayrriage situation with leah is not going so well these days.
- ghost woodie
when your d*ck gets hard for seemingly no reason at all. generally occurs when being called on by the teacher, or before public presentations. so the teacher asks me to come up to the blackboard to write the answer on the board like a second after getting a ghost woodie. the whole cl*ss was laughing […]