fuckformance
the “acting” that a girl does during s-x, particularly acting done by a p-rn star. characterized by loud moaning, gyrating, a dry v-g-n-, and a deathly bored look in the eyes.
my boyfriend sucks in bed so i put on a full-fledged f-ckformance to make him feel better, then i sleep with other guys.
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