Fuckheadism
f-ckheadism. all men are f-ckheads, the degree to which they are a f-ckhead is the only thing that differs. f-ckheadism is a disease that is carried by, spread by, and contracted by men. it is terminal – 100% mortality rates. the unfortunate thing about f-ckheadism is that it doesn’t reduce their lifespan.
example 1
girl 1: hey, look at that guy! he’s got f-ckheadism!
girl 2: how do you know that?
girl 1: because he’s male! all males have f-ckheadism!
example 2
girl 1: i wish my ex boyfriend would just die.
girl 2: sorry hun, he can’t. unfortunately f-ckheadism doesn’t reduce the male species’ lifespan.
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