fuckin bagel


what you say during lunch out loud for no reason.
“have a lot of homeowrk today?”
“f-ckin bagels.”
s-xual intercourse with a bagel.
most often covered in cream cheese.

tom-dude were have you been?

joe-i was f-ckin bagels.

tom-f-ckin b.

joe-why?

tom-it has more holes.

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