fuckin boo

1.) a small, hidden area of a haunted house that is used, by the management, primarily for the purpose of getting wasted during the haunt. this area, or “room” may also be used to facilitate any activity that needs to be “hidden from the customers or the owner of said haunt.

2.) a code phrase to signal a managers meeting at a pre-designated place at a haunt “ie f-ckin boo as described above” to partake in m-ss consumption of mind altering substances mainly, but not limited to, beer, weed, cigs, pills, or liquor.

you see, myself and a few other loyal halloween freaks, have been in the haunted house business for about 13 years now. we design, construct, decorate and run the thing every year in october. its a ritual. we scare the cr-p out of people for fun. and what do you think makes it more fun? beinig wasted of course! plus being wasted makes us that much crazier at the same time. the problem is that the owner of the haunt we run does not condone the ways of the jedi, ie getting wasted. so a few years back we had some left over sp-ce after construction and decided to make our own little hideout from the powers that be. someplace we could do our thing and not fear the wrath of the darkside. somehow the term “f-ckin boo” came to be as a signal that we were meting in that room to slam a few beers and smoke a few joints. you see we all have waklie talkies, including the boss, so when you hear “f-ckin boo” over the airwaves you know to meet there. soon the room itself became became f-ckin bo and so it was and shall always be until the end of days.


{from the radio in clown’s pocket} f-ckin boo homie!
clown: h-llz yeah

clown: hey blake! f-ckin boo!
blake: yeah! lets do this