Fuckin Smasshhed Man!


a phrase only usable after a very succesfull night. ways to this success may include but not limited to:
3 shots of jager
2 bong hits
beer

tequilla

a cheeseburger

16oz beer bong
liquor pong
landmines
quarters
gravity bong hits by the 10’s
mr happy guy
helping mackoul with his bottle of captain
hitting geoff’s new bong of the week to many times to count
flip cup
magic mushrooms
hanging with the crazy crazy molly
the weird guy that lives under the condo… when is he so drunk he is p-ssed out during a loud -ss party and doesnt move for hours… that is f-ckin sm-sshhed man!

you also maybe smashed if you wake up somewhere different than you went to bed.

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