fuckin tweet geek
an annoying twitter user who feels the need to tweet and upload pics about every last aspect of his life and comes up with stupid hashtags thinking he’s clever.
tweet post: “sitting here in windy city @somestupidcafe with @_____ & @______. portions r huge… lol #ruiningmydietinchicago”
reaction upon seeing it: “what a f-ckin tweet geek”
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