fuckined
when you’ve been planning to party with your friends at a set time and place, but obligations, family or otherwise get in the way. your friends ask you why you haven’t shown up yet and you say, d-mn b-tches, i can’t make it, i’m “f-ckined”.
i’m still in san diego at my wife’s fourth cousins wedding which is really important to my wife. i’m so f-ckined!
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