Fucking Dickhead


1. someone who does really stupid sh-t with absolutely no reasoning behind it.

2. someone who will will believe in something with nothing to back it up, yet won’t believe in something no matter how much proof you give them
kid 1: dude, why the f-ck did you rip up my bookbag for absolutely no reason!?

kid 2: because you have different opinions then mine.

kid 1: you’re a f-cking d-ckhead you know that?
someone who is a complete -ss, also has a d-ck for brains and dosen’t know sh-t about whats giong on around him/her
you f-cking d-ckhead, don’t touch my sister.
the -sshole driver that can’t help pulling these annoying and dangerous driving maneuvers:

1. the pinch down – while you minding your own business in the right lane, a f-cking d-ckhead speeds up to get along side of you in the left lane then slows down forcing you the brake before you run into granny driving 45 mph in the right lane.

2. on ramp f-ckery – similar to the pinch down, but it occurs as granny is merging onto the interstate from the on ramp at 35 mph.

3. too scared to p-ss – on a two lane road speeds up to catch you then tailgates you for 20 miles without p-ssing. most annoying a night.

4. fog light idiot – outdated oversized suv with fog lights on 24/7, blinds you since the fog lights are terminal in the windshield of your hybrid. really bad with too scared to p-ss.

5. what’s up little d-ck? – h-m-phobic -sshole with tiny p-n-s driving a huge truck or suv with giant tires. to overcompensate for his tiny p-n-s, has to drive this piece of sh-t at top speed in every situation such as parking lots, pouring down rain, school zones etc.
hey f-cking d-ckhead, you almost ran over my 2 year old daughter in the church parking lot. and f-cking d-ckhead, turn off your fog lights it’s daytime.

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