fucking face


(verb/gerund) the definition should be self-explanatory: something only a male can do. to f-ck a face is to repeatedly ram your c-ck into the mouth of an individual. in most cases, the mouth is a more-than-adequate subst-tute for the preferred v-g-n- or -n-s.

f-cking face is a very popular past-time for gay male couples and heteros-xual couples. anyone can suck face, but lesbians cannot truly f-ck face for obvious reasons. in their case, the tongue is a more-than-adequate subst-tute for the depraved p-n-s.
lola: “hey steve, why didn’t you guys come to my party last night?”

steve: “oh, bruce and i started f-cking face and couldn’t stop.”

lola: “well you missed all the fun! darren gave chuck a rusty trombone and i sat on joe’s face!”

steve: “well, f-ck me dead and bury me pregnant!”

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