fucking headhumpers


small crab alien from the game half-life/half-life2 they can turn humans into zombies by humping the guy/girls head with its beak (wtf) the were called that in the popular ____’s mind sieries on you tube by barney the security gaurd
barney the security gaurd: f-ck you tiny crab basterdes i i’m just gonna call you head humpers from now on now were’d you go … agh f-cking headhumper die die die die die.
dame you f-cking headhumpers

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