Fucking Machine


a mechanical device used to simulate human coitus. a more sophisticated version of the much simpler vibrator. the device can be used by females to excite the v-g-n- and by either s-x to excite the -n-s. these devices may be -ssociated with, but are not limited to, bdsm play.

a typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a d-ld-.
shannon couldn’t find a date so she stayed home, strapped a big d-ld- to her f-cking machine and cranked it up to full speed till she couldn’t take it anymore !

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