Fucking Screener


humans who can’t stop f-cking with, texting/looking at, their smart phone screen.
texting while walking the f-cking screener landed a face plant off the curb he could not see.

screeners sit in the same room with each other and text instead of talking to each other.

screaners are the worst to date.

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