Fucking the Couch
staying in a relationship with someone who brings little to the relationship, especially in bed.
when you realize that your s-x partner or fwb could be anyone, and has no special meaning to you.
you might as well be f-cking the couch
“are you still seeing that girl?”
“yeah, i am still f-cking the couch!”
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