Fucking Yawn
an exclamation which is uttered in order to convey the speaker’s absolute boredom – usually caused by a situation they involuntarily find themselves in, eg a corporate meeting.
humour is derived from the fact that yawning is an involuntary act, yet this phrase explicitly names the action rather than performs it – signifying that the speaker wants everyone to now they are extremely f-cked off.
corporate powerpoint presentation type : “so here we can see last years net promoter score broken down by product area, product type and lastly, vendor. going forward we are looking to move into a more diverse marketing sp-ce”
normal person : “f-cking yawn!”
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