Fuckit List

a list of people, male or female, you want to have s-xual intercourse with before you die.
bob: joey has an awesome f-ckit list:
1. jessica simpson
2. a milf
3. megan fox
1. the list of people you want to f-ck before you die despite overwhelming negative odds; rachel mcadams

2. the list of people you hope crazy voodoo sh-t happens to; crazy downstairs russian lady who bangs on the floor with her broom
father: raquel welsh and sophia loren are tied at the top of my f-ckit list, what about you?
son: rachel mcadams…who the f-ck is sophia loren?
father: “who the f-ck is sophia loren?”!! son, you just made my other f-ckit list.
opposite of bucket list, which is the things you want to do before you die, a f-ckit list is a list of things you don’t want to do and in fact, would rather die than do. the jobs are usually tedious, boring, redundant and pointless.
f-ckit list:

1. clean the garage.
2. clean the gutters.
3. install new toilet.
4. strip and wax bas-m-nt floor.
5. remove poison ivy from back wall of garage.

6. scrub garbage can.
wife: “honey, did you remember to reseal the driveway?”
husband, watching ball game on tv: “i’ll get to it..”
friend: “is that on your ‘honey-do list’?”
husband: “no, it’s on my f-ckit list…it ain’t gettin’ done in this lifetime!”
the list of things you meant to get done before you die, but now realize you’re never going to get around to.
my “f-ckit list”: yeah, i was going to write the great american novel before i died, but i got busy. also, you’re going to have to clean the gutters without me. f-ck it.
list of sh-t you were trying to do but eventually had to say “f-ck it” unlike the traditional “bucket list”, the “f-ckit list” is not written in advance, but added to as you no longer give a f-ck to do something.
i’ve moved reconciling with you to my f-ckit list.
a list of women a man has bedded and also a list he wants to screw. much like a bucket list.
pam anderson is on my f-ck it list, i wished on the done side!
it’s a bucket list, but a list of things to do before one goes away for college. it can be written as early as ones entrance to high school, and can have as many items as wanted (the average is around 100-150).
called a f-ck-it list, obviously because it sounds like bucket list, but also because you’re going to college, so f-ck it.
very popular for teens in high school.
carl: hey man, what you up to?
joe: oh, i’m about to go paint myself blue and pretend i’m an avatar..
carl: why the h-ll would you do that?
joe: it’s on my f-ck it list, man.

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