Fuckitis


the insiatiable urge to f-ck!
it is a horrible affliction possessed by both genders, whereby the afflicted desires to f-ck “hunnyz” or “hunks” (in accordance with their s-xual orientation). the subject’s standards diminish rapidly as their “need to bang” grows out of control, to the point of being overwhelming. if diagnozed with f-ckitis, one must bang quickly and frequently in order to quell/aleviate its debilitating symptoms and/or side-effects, which are (but are not limited to); paranoia, diarrhea, pain, depression, the feeling to “f-ck a fatty cuz they’re easy”, constant b-n-rs/wide-ons and disslecksia (dyslexia).
f-ckitis
1. severe ailment
2. the human condition
3. urge to bang a hottie
4. we all have it, don’t kid yourself.
a benign illness which causes afflicted people to pr-nounce a derivative of f-ck in every sentence. can happen to anybody, and lasts 12 to 48 hours.
college kid: that exam was f-ckin hard. but the f-ckin prof gave me an f-ckin a! f-ck yeah !
grandpa: what’s his problem?
mom: f-ckitis.
a serious medical condition of both brain and central nervous system which is sometimes caused by head trauma or drama.

cause; unknown but can be hereditary.

symptoms; subjects never seems to learn from their mistakes. f-cked up.
he was diagnosed with f-ckitis and went to a f-ckologist hoping for a cure.

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