Fuckjelly


1. a man who works at best buy and is supposed to help the customers, but then decides it’s a grand idea to turn the music up really loud when a girl with high anxiety had just turned it down.

2. a bald aging man with no common sense to the world around him.
the guy near the ipods and speakers is a total f-ckjelly for turning the music to the highest level of volume ever.

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