the state of being utterly, f*cking majestic.
“dude, her *ss was f*ckjestic, let me tell you.”
- sleeping free
the act in which you go to bed with no clothing on. me and my wife are gonna be sleeping free tonight since grandma has the kids.
- t*tty c*ms
the act of *j*c*l*t*ng multiple times on a females br**sts to cover the entire chest and making the breast appear larger then they originally are due to the amount of s*m*n on the female. female 1: “yeah girl he t*tty c*ms on me- girl i was so scared coz i thought the n*gg* was gonna […]
- rusty jim
a s*xual act in which one partner eats out the other one’s *n*s. time for a rusty jim!
this is a term used to address your male friend on valentine’s day if you wish to give him something without implying that you have feelings for him. “hey, i heard you didn’t have a valentine. i don’t have one either. will you be my valenbro?”