fuckmas
what disney and all other “child” orientated businesses are doing to us at christmas. wishing us a ‘merry f-ckmas, you’ve just paid us £40 for a piece of sh-t, you stupid f-cking moron. you keep this economy going and you buy our cr-p?’
at eurodisney
dad: go say hi to mickey son,
son: okay dad. hiya mickey, we thought you were great in steamboat w-lly
mickey mouse costume man:f-ck you kid, give me your watch, cash and toys. (punches kid in face and signs dad’s car in own feaces.) merry f-ckmas -ssholes.
to perform s-xual intercourse with a woman.
yo baby, you get a n-gg- d-ck in tha position. when you gonna let me f-ck ma’.
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