Fuckmosis
the acquisition of knowledge, skill, experience, and/or trade via s-xual intercourse, of any kind, with another.
instead of going to law school, i plan on getting my law degree through f-ckmosis by scr-w-ng my attorney. a few shots of tequila is cheaper than 3 years of tuition.
bob: after banging my doctor, do you think f-ckmosis certifies me to do brain surgery?
todd: f-ck yes!
tiffany: are you certified to do my taxes?
ashley: yes… one whole week of scr-w-ng my cpa makes more qualified than anyone else with a degree.
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- Fucktardbitchface
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- fumaholic
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- funney
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