fuckness
1.)
used to describe something so completely epic, it is impossible to describe without saying “f-ck.” if the object can only be described by saying any form of “f-ck,” followed by another adjective, then said object is deemed “the f-ckness.”
2.)
used to describe the s-xual attractiveness of another person.
1.)
fred: “dude, did you see those t-ts? they were f-cking amazing.”
jeff: “oh my g-d yes, how could you not see them? they are the f-ckness.”
2.)
john: “out of ten, how would you rate her f-ckness?”
steve: “eh, probably a 9.”
john: “so you’d bang?”
steve: “def. i’d f-ck anything above a 7.”
complete and entire rediculousness, absurdity,
she said brad pitt wasn’t her ” type” what f-ckness!
1. an expression of pain or agony.
2. a good word to yell out when something bad happens.
f-ckness! i stubbed my toe god d-mnitt!
o f-ckness! we have another math test today!?!?
a term meaning “f-ck” but more cooler sounding with a plural type ending
holy f-ckness that dude is fine!!!!!!!
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- Motherfuckering
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