Fucknetic Alphabet
similar to the phonetic alphabet but instead only rude words are used. to overcome accent or language barriers. any commonly used swearwords are premitted;
e.g.
a – -rs-hole
b – b-st-rd
c – c-nt
d – d-ckhead
dorris (80) phones interflora in spain to get some flowers sent to her daughter who’se recently moved there.
interflora: sorry, can you repeat the last part of your post code again?
dorris: ok i’ll spell it using the f-cknetic alphabet. it’s g for g-ngb-ng. b for bukkake. d for d-ld-.
interflora: got it.
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