fucknot

a species which was considered extinct since the days it roamed the realm of earth in the days when men were confined to caves. recently however, it has resurfaced to torment mankind again. usually extremely hairy, it generally has an uncontrollable affinity to members of the female s-x which reside in the southern parts of india.
it is a mammal which has no s-x, and so cannot have s-x. hence the name. it is considered to be extremely sensitive to it being impotent, thus leading to greater heights of secrecy regarding matters of daily healthy self-help s-xual routine of humans.
in terms of intelligence, members of this species are known to be extremely dumb. they try to make up for their stupidity by making extremely pitiable grimaces. however, as the name suggests, regardless of their numerous attempts at getting any forms of s-xual experience with members of other species (preference to canines over humans), they are still forced to grow their species as-xually.
see also: f-cknut, dumb-ss, moron, dumbf-ck, hairy
“whenever i ask swaggie whether he sh-gs or not, he always gives a stupid grin that says ‘i’m helpless’. what a f-cknot!”
“peter, why do you keep running after girls so desperately? stop acting like a f-cknot!”
a more vulgar use of the word “whatnot”. used when describing a list of things you don’t like/ don’t like doing.
guy: yeah, at work i usually just file paperwork and f-cknot.