fuckometer


a device used to -ssess the sh-gability of a chick. ranging from zero to ten, the f-ckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.
dude 1: “your mom’s a fox, dude. she’s 9 on the f-ckometer.”
dude 2: “wtf?!!?”

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