fuckond


f-ckond: (noun)
1. a way to say “almond” when you’re p-ssed off at someone because they won’t let you have any.

2. a way to say “second” when suspicious or annoyed.
1. “for the last time, give me a f-ckond…now!”

2. “now…wait just a f-ckond…”

Read Also:

  • turkey throat

    a word to describe an empty ball sack. bob “i heard you got hit in the b-lls with a baseball.” bill “yeah, now its just turkey throat down there.”

  • gollumy

    sh-t that looks and/or behaves like gollum. q: have you seen that new facebook look recently? a: d-mn son, that sh-t straight gollumy.

  • brown ray

    diarrhea, explosive diarrhea i can’t eat that type of food. it gives me the brown ray. last night, the brown ray visited.

  • poop ice

    a descriptive word used when you want to describe someone who is a bad -ss, or an extreme s-xy beast. “i’m so jelly right now, christina is a total p–p ice!”

  • mohive

    a modern hairstyle . an edgy yet polished updo that fuses the decade gap in fashion. this coif is the result and of two well-known cl-ssics i.e. the and the beehive. the woman who rocks a mohive does so on purpose. she who has the mohive has the power to captivate an entire room upon […]


Disclaimer: fuckond definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.