fuckond
f-ckond: (noun)
1. a way to say “almond” when you’re p-ssed off at someone because they won’t let you have any.
2. a way to say “second” when suspicious or annoyed.
1. “for the last time, give me a f-ckond…now!”
2. “now…wait just a f-ckond…”
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