fuckortunity
the opportunity to f-ck someone that one would otherwise be entirely unlikely to normally f-ck or be capable of f-cking.
dude, did you see phil over there talking to alexis? he’s like a 4 and she’s like a ten so he’d better not blow this f-ckortunity.
starf-cks also count as f-ckortunities
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