fuckpants


someone who is being a flat out meanie face c-ckmaster by either stealing something valuable, talking behind your back, etc… usually the person who needs to be c-ckslapped to teach them a lesson.
frank: that guy josh is a f-ckpants
jonny: i know dude we should beat his -ss
frank: thatll teach him to hit my girl
a person who is easy, a sl-t, a wh-r-.
that girl i was with last night was a total f-ckpants.

you f-ckpants!

he’s such a f-ckpants.

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