FuckPirate


-ss-raping f-cker of the piratey kind.
girl: oh man, i need a good f-ck buddy!
guy: go on ebay and look up “f-ckpirate”, theres lots of people under that.

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    when a guy wants to get back at his girlfriend because she cheated, he goes to the other guy’s house & jumps up & down on his couch as a punishment. bill: wtf. she cheated on me! bob: lol you mad bro? bill: i’m about to f-ck that couch

  • fuckture

    to get a punchured and fractured body part im going to f-ckture your face

  • fuck tower

    two or more women lying on top on each other stacked up, so as one can penetrate one v-lv-, and then switch to the next, going up and down the tower as desired i once built a f-ck tower ten high. needed a bookcase ladder to go up and down it.

  • Fuck up an Anvil

    someone who could f-ck up the simplest of requests. guy 1: i ask him to find my mail a letter and he forgets to put a d-mn stamp on it… guy 2: wow, he could f-ck up an anvil

  • fudge blowout

    to have a really big poo that burns the hairs off your -sshole! person 1-“corr, i just had a huge fudge blowout” person 2- “did it burn your -ss hairs off?” person 1- “yes it bl–dy well did”


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