fuckquatch


a person who has s-x, then instead of leaving through the front door, leaves through the back only to walk through the brush, trees and wilderness behind the house never to be seen again. typically done after getting caught, or about to get caught having s-x, or an orgy. usually they are in such a rush to get the h-ll out of there, they put on whatever clothes they can just so they have something to wear.
there he goes sweetie. there goes f-ckquatch, through the underbrush. look at that, a rare sighting of that cryptozoological marvel. honey get your camera and take a blurry picture of f-ckquatch. oh f-ckquatch, what secrets do you hide?

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