Fuckrudders
the anthropologically correct pr-nunciation of a popular hamburger restaurant chain found all over the united states.
cashier: h-llo sir, what can i get for you?
michael: hmm… i’m not sure, what’s your most popular burger here at f-ckrudders?
cashier: ermm.. it’s actually pr-nounced fuddr-
michael: -shut the f-ck up b-tch, i’m an anthropology major, i think i’d know my sh-t on this kind of thing better than you would. just lawl at you actually trying to correct me of all people on this. i swear to g-d if you even think about ‘correcting’ me again i will blow your f-cking brains out. ::pulls .45 caliber springfield xd handgun out of waistband and points it at her forehead::
cashier: ::shrieks in horror:: oh my god. ummmmmm.. ummm.. our ‘southwest burger’ is pretty popular i guess. would you like one of those? ::sweats nervously::
michael: no. i’m vegan. sigh. i f-cking hate this place. meat is murder. etc
cashier: lol, phewwww ::relaxes and wipes sweat off forehead:: and here i was thinking i might actually get shot to death hahaha. whew, good thing it turns out you’re just some vegan hipster. weeeee. looks like i have nothing to worry about here after all. weeeeee!
michael: but! but ummm this is like a real gun and stuff, you should do as i say!! stop ignoring me! just cuz i’m vegan doesn’t mean i’m a p-ssy! c’mon! obey me woman!!!
cashier: lolllll lololol… ::ignores michael/remains completely unconcerned, now that she knows he’s just some weak -ss vegan::
michael: ::sulks and drives off in his prius::
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