fucksmith
a person who regularly f-cks up.
aubrey: “my husband spilled paint all over the godd-mn carpet again.”
vicki: “no sh-t?”
aubrey: “yeah, he’s been a real f-cksmith lately.”
a word used to desribe a bad situation, preferably in regards to a individual choice that went sour.
“when i married him i didn’t know he was a cheating b-st-rd. this whole divorce is suck a f-cksmith.”
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