Fuckspeak
american english dialect in which the word f-ck is employed frequently, forcefully and creatively. pract-tioners of this style pride themselves on being able to use variations of “f-ck” as a noun (either proper and common), a verb, an adjective, or an adverb. the gold standard of f-ckspeak is to be able to use variations of the word as the subject, predicate and object in the same sentence.
the origins of f-ckspeak are uncertain. anthropologists contend that the frequency with which f-ckspeak is used in conjunction with a northern new jersey accent indicates that f-ckspeak originated in or around the newark, nj metropolitan area with a native tribe called the f-ckowies. linguists contend that the frequent use of f-ckspeak as an instrument of verbal aggression strongly suggests that it originated in the bronx among new york yankees fans, as a way of denigrating other baseball teams, particularly the mets, dodgers, and especially the red sox.
f-ckspeak is often heard in movies and television shows set in the northern new jersey and greater new york city metropolitan areas. screen writers and directors employ f-ckspeak to give their productions a air of realism and local color. productions notable for their use of f-ckspeak include almost every movie made by martin scorcese, the hbo series the sopranos, and almost any movie starring joe pesci or danny devito.
this is f-ckspeak isf-cking crazy! who the f-ck planned this goat f-ck? f-cking a!!hey, f-ckhead! are you f-cking listening to me, or are you f-cking deaf? what the f-ck?? go f-ck yourself, you little f-ck! f-ck you, you f-cking f-ck!
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