fuckspensive


a contraction of “f-cking” and “expensive” used to denote anything so insanely pricey, usually as to be out of someone’s reach. for someone living on a shoestring budget, a brand new lexus is f-ckspensive. for someone just capable of purchasing and paying for a brand new lexus, a multi-engine light sport aircraft may be considered f-ckspensive.

similar to f-cktard, f-cktastrophe, f-cktastic.
i wanted to take my girlfriend to carrabba’s, but it’s f-ckspensive to eat there. i’ll take her to denny’s for now.

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