Fuckstigated


when a device, or situation, is completely, and utterly, f-cked, beyond repair; thereby inducing a unparalleled state of frustration.
guy #1: dude, did you get laid last night?
guy #2: yeah. but now i have this rash, and it hurts to pee. i’m not gonna get laid again for a year, ’cause my d-ck is f-ckstigated!

-shakes fist wildly.

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