fucktangle


1. a geometric shape with an inexplicable number of sides and dimensions. no two are ever alike.

what is that? a trapezoid? it doesn’t look quite right.

no, that’s a f-cktangle.
f-cktangle –

a s-xual position utilized by swingers, especially swinger geometry teachers, carpenters (jesus), and many others. a f-cktangle is any shape made when several people link themselves together through s-xual actions that closely resemble said shapes, shapes that include “tangle” in their names, i.e. rectangle, triangle, and rhombus…tangle.
“i need help with my geometry so me, my best friend’s mom, and his sister totally made a f-cktangle last night. then we calculated.”
a love tringle that is doomed or sordid.
oh man why did you have to get involved with daisy and her mom. that is one mother of a f-cktangle.

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