fucktard contest
an alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.
i’m going down to the polls on tuesday to vote in the f-cktard contest.
a test held each year to see who is the most r-t-rded contestant of all. the winners of this year are sony roolz and mac user.
i went to the f-cktard contest today… i laughed my f-cking -ss off!
a compet-tion to see who can be the most f-cktarded.
dave was headb-tting the fridge to win the f-cktardcontest.
the x factor is a f-cktardcontest
formally referred to in business as a group of people who partic-p-te in a “committee”. the “committee” is usually formed by someone who appears to be in charge, but is incapable of making a decision on his own.
since there is more than one opinion, then we should have a “committee” f-cktard contest to make an intelligent decision on the matter. do i have any other volunteers f-cktards who wish to join this “committee”f-cktard contest?
me: i vote that d-ck be the head that committee.
boss: great idea! do i have a second?
chris: yes, i second that d-ck is the perfect candidate for that position on the committee.
d-ck: i’ll do my best to be the best head of committees that this department has ever seen.
a f-cktard contest is usually between a bunch of mucho males to prove who will go to the futhest lengths to humiliate themselves usually whilst drunk!
matt:i’m sorry i didn’t mean to spill beer all down your top!
rachel:you must be the king of the f-cktard contest -storms off-
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