fucktardedness


noun. a word describing an individual so stupid, so willing to disregard tenets of common sense, so oblivious to everything about everything, that if you spend too much time around him, your brains will come out of your nose and you yourself will become a f-cktard.
f-cktard: (in line at airport security) “hey, i’ve got a joke. how many explosive-wielding terrorists does it take to blow up an airpl-”

-he is interrupted as security guards apprehend him and take turns violating him in the -ss with a nightstick.-

guard: “i’ve worked here for twenty years, and that was still the biggest example of f-cktardedness i have ever seen.”
a mysterious yet irresistable force which, amongst many other things, compels f-cktards to submit definitions of derived words (eg f-cktardedness) when the meaning is pretty obvious from the original word (eg f-cktard)
i’m a f-ckwitted r-t-rd. did you call me a f-cktard? that’s really f-cktarded of you. it’s the height of f-cktardedness. i call that total f-cktardiniosity. like, well f-cktardiddlyocious. f-cktarinarapacious(…continued on the next internet)
something that is f-cking r-t-rded
i’m sick of all this f-cktardedness, lets go snowboarding
social awkwardness, introvercy, social r-t-rdedness, social outcasting
that poor kid suffers from f-cktardedness.

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