fucktardia
state of mind/place of mental residence of a f-cktard; those engaged in f-cktardary
slx is the lord mayor of f-cktardia
f-cktardia is a far-off, magical land filled with wonderous works of stupidity, and great triumphs of brianlessness.
to get there, one must sail across the sea of stupidity, journey through the facepalm forest, climb the mountains of dumb-ssery, cross the river of r-t-rdation, and you will come upon the land of f-cktardia.
f-cktardia has a diverse and surprisingly large population. the largest city in the land of f-cktardia is its capitol; f-cktardingtonsworthingham.
the great city of f-cktardingtonsworthingham is a beautiful city, with many famous landmarks, including the cathedral of atheism, the sara palin monument, and, most importantly, the palace of the king of f-cktardia.
the king of f-cktardia is descended from a royal line of only the most stupid, null-minded, mind-bogglingly f-cktarded. it is law, however, that if one can prove himself more f-cktarded than the king, they will be crowned king of f-cktardia. george w. bush did so in 2003.
the people of f-cktardia are called f-cktards, who speak f-cktarded, which is a language very similar to english, but lacks grammatical structure or proper syntax. 99% of the population practices the religion of f-cktardary. the other religion practiced by the remaining 1% is atheism, because everyone knows that it’s a religion. (duh)
a. i just got back from my vacation in f-cktardia.
b. how was it?
a. very enlightening. i’m thinking about going into politics.
a place where all f-cktards live
see f-ck tard
also known as transf-ckivania…tardland
1. that guys a f-cktard. i bet he lives in f-ck-tardia.
2. she couldn’t live in f-ck-tardia. she’s too smart.
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