fucktarted


the shorter way for saying f-cking retarted or f-cked up and retarted

describing a really really stupid or annoying -ss person

shorter version:
f-cktard
“they are f-cktarted”
“ahh this sh-t is f-cktarted”
“your a f-cktard sometimes”
a mix between being mind f-cked and retarted. f-cktarted.
“yo bro, that girls hair is all f-cktarted.”
coined by a wise man, f-cktarted is express when the ph-rs-s: “what the f-ck?” and “are you r-t-rded?” are just not enough to express the stupidity of the action you have just made. it was once said that shakespeare termed the word during the production of one of his unreleased plays “the woman to whom you oweth your existence spoken of the dusk before!” through one of his characters ma-ther fakaer of yoreanis. others said it was einstein when he disagreed with is math teacher in 2 second grade. in any case, it serves as remainder that you are a failure at life and should not p-ss go in any way…shape or form.
taken from the play “twtwyiyesofdb”:

ma-ther: “hawk, does thou lack the mental capacity to even comprehend what one has done! you, good sir are quite f-ckethtart!”

(note that f-cktarted stems from this, although experts like “tight-ssed a plenty” disagree.)

einstein: 2+2 does not equal 4 without proof! are you f-cktarted are do i have to show you!?

(granted einstein was right, the proof for 2+2 is h-lla hard though.)

modern day use:

some guy: dude, you are so f-cktarted!
someone or something that is stupid as the act of having s-x. (usually derogatory)
joe: hey cameron want to go to the moon.
cameron: no, that’s f-cktarted!

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