fucktion

when you are f-cking and your d-ck gets stuck. may be painful.
julie and melvin were f-cking and got into a sticky f-cktion. melvin was hurting for the next few days
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when you are doing calculus function problems and obviously there’s something else on the
mind.
rick: “what the heck would f(x) equal? i hate f-cktions!”
esteban: “hahahahaha… nice”
ms. rod: “what kind of problems are you guys doing?”
evan: “that, my friends, is called a freudian slip… haha.”
similar to fiction; tale of s-x that never actually happened.
ummm…remember when i said i f-cked becky and her mom simultaneously? that was actually f-cktion.
the heat generated by having s-x
gosh, it was cold in here a few minutes ago, but it’s warm now–must be the f-cktion
erotica, erotic fiction.

related to fanf-cktion.
they’re claiming that her new book goes under the romance genre, but it’s really just plain, simple f-cktion. there’s no emotional connection between the protagonist and her partner.
the suction created in the v-g-n-l or -n-l region during intercourse. this physical phenomenon will not occur with small c-cks. it, in fact, takes a considerably large one (typically) to accomplish this feat. other items can be used to accomplish this doe.
jenny-“so, how was paul last night?”
laney-“he was fine.”
jenny-“was he big enough for any f-cktion?”

laney-“please, he wasn’t nearly big enough… fortunately he has other -ssets that compensate for his small -ss d-ck.”

jenny-“d-mn, it’s hard to find someone big enough for that doe”
a function that’s totally f-cking your maths.
(in reference to a page of mathematical derivations)
this is impossible! this f-cktion is ruining my sh-t!
to have a mind full of f-ck.
mish: you’re brain can’t even f-cktion right now