Fucktionary
f-ck + pictonary. a fun family game to play with all ages. the players (2- infinite). pick a graphic (xxx rated) film or magazine and copy exactly a extravagant position that is performed.
husband: hey hon! the kids are gone. lets play some f-cktionary!
wife:oh yea! lets play sweetie!
boyfriend: hey babe… want to play some f-cktionary.
girlfriend: omg! totally… lets do it!
the proper name for a dictionary that doesn’t contain the word you are looking for..
“this dictionary doesn’t have ‘honorificabilitudinitatibus’ what the h-ll?”
“it’s not a dictionary then, it’s a f-cktionary.”
a dictionary that has only words relating to the practice of s-xual intercourse.
“guys! i need to define this word! where’s the f-cktionary?!”
or
kid 1: “guys, what’s a cl-toris?”
everyone in the world: “get that kid a f-cktionary!”
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- schwanzjob
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