Fucktivus


a holiday where the point is to get as f-cked up as you possibly can.

from: hipster variant of seinfeld’s costanza family holiday of festivus.

as the quote of the family was “festivus for the rest of us,” the f-cktivus version is “f-cktivus for the drunk of us.”
dude 1: dude! are you going to the f-cktivus softball game? we’re bringing the keg to the field!

dude 2: dude! would i ever miss the opportunity to drink enough that it is a bad idea for me to be swinging a blunt object?

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