fuckum dress


a s-xy dress, that every woman has, which shows off her goodies; it’s worn to attrach guys (while making her own guy jealous). also known as a f-ck-m dress. this was thought of by martin lawrence, not beyonce.
“…you go in the room and put on your f-ck-m dress. you be like f-ck-m girl, f-ck-m. f-ck-m girl, f-ck-m. f-ck-m girl, f-ck-m.” -martin lawrence(you so crazy)

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